marketing ideas

I am looking for a creative marketer. At this stage I only want ideas you do not need to write the whole advertsiing piece. Just ideas.. The ideas have to be unique, entertaining and personable.. I have a massage business and would like to send offers through the year. An example of an idea would be:- Mail a letter to your clients in mid-October that includes a picture of you wearing a Magician’s costume, let’s say. The headline of the letter could say something like, “Who Else Would Like To Have A Magical Massage Experience?” The letter could then talk about how you really get into the spirit of Halloween and because you’re dressed up as a magician, you’ve decided to create the Magical Massage Hour – a special 60-minute appointment that comes with x, y, and z. Most of the market will be done by letter or email with a direct respone nature. I am looking for 12 - 20 good ideas, for different event, times to use through the year. Even a idea that I can use to send to dead client to try and win them back. Please quote "MAGIC" in your bid. Please let me now why you are the best person for the job and your experience and any sample you think are relevant. Remeber all i want are ideas.. not the whole letter written.