500 comments needed on my blog site!

I need someone to post about 500 comments on my blog. Post must be spread out among 50 posts, and must pertain to that posts topic. So if post is about a dating site then dont talk about financial crisis or cars. All posts must be relevant and make sense. All posts must be made by someone who knows English and knows how to use it. Post must be made as a minimum of 500 people. You can use the same email for every post, but all names must be different. Again all posts must seem to be from different people. I dont mind a few repeat comments, but 1 person shouldnt comment 240 times, 2 times maybe but majority should be unique. 80% of posts should be full names, first and last name, rest can be whatever. Any comments that either dont match the post or have links to something not allowed will be deleted. Payment will be paid once all 240 comments are made. ************BIDDING RULES************ If you want to bid please make 10 comments on any post and tell me the names/post you commented on! This is to ensure I don't waste my time or your if you cant grasp the concept.