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(Do not bid if you're not able to meet my selected budget) I am looking for an experienced Flutter and iOS developer...budget) I am looking for an experienced Flutter and iOS developer to submit an update of my Flutter app to the Apple iOS app store. My developer account with Apple is active, I already have a live app and I have readied all assets required such as app icons, launch screens and screenshots for the new version of the app. For this job, knowledge and experience in Flutter, iOS development and submission procedures, and app asset compilation are imperative. Please only bid on this project if you're proficient with these requirements. Ensure your proposal includes your actual experienced expertise with similar projects to guarantee an efficient completion....
We have a Laravel PHP application for booking office space rentals. The application has four types of users, which are the Hosts, Guests, Site Administrators, and Public (non-registered site visitors) The current staging url for the desktop version is: http://myoffice.mybac...section of the application and milestones will be organized and submitted per section. • Each section must be delivered within one week, and any bug fixes must be completed within 48 hours after receipt of Feedback. For larger sections, we may break this up into two or more milestones which are deliverable on a weekly basis • Efficient coding and thorough QA testing by the developer prior to submission is expected. • It is critical to deliver assigned projects in a timely manner. Project Passwor...
AUTO GENERATED APPLICATIONS WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY! DO NOT APPLY TO THIS JOB IF YOU ARE NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE SONG 4BATZ ...NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE SONG 4BATZ Feat DRAKE! I am looking for people that are up on new music in hip hop & entertainment, but are also big business lovers. I need someone that can take entertainment news & create a business article, post, or perspective from it. I run an entertainment business blog, and I need someone that can create content for it. You will be taking all the things happening in entertainment & thinking of how it connects or impacts business. Then you will do Instagram posts about it. Before I hire, I will require you to create 5 article ideas. These ideas will be about the business side of 5 Cool Entertain...
Buget: $150 Steps: 1) Find 5 vision models that does semantic segmentation. Could be from: , or other sources. Important: models should be recent (from the last 9 years: 2015-2024), well known and having an research article about the model with results. Because we are going to benchmark them and get new results. Make sure all found models can be executed and re-trained in the free version of Google Colab using GPU environment. Models should not be too big or complex, it should comply with Google Colab free version limits. 2) Create a free version of Google Colab notebook using GPU environment. In notebook do the following: 2.1) change each model's
...including a risk assessment with mitigation strategies. 2.7. Scalability Strategy: Provide a strategic plan for scaling the app beyond Hungary, considering market variations and localization requirements. 2.8. Report and Recommendations: Deliver a comprehensive report summarizing the research findings, insights, and actionable recommendations for the app's development strategy. 3. Proposal Submission Details: Proposals should address the scope of work with a detailed methodology, timeline, budget, team qualifications, and previous relevant experience. Include case studies or references from previous similar projects. 4. Evaluation Criteria: Proposals will be evaluated based on their comprehensiveness, alignment with the RFP objectives, innovative approach, co...
I'm seeking an experienced writer who can deliver twice-weekly articles about MLB The Show Diamond Dynasty. As a fan of baseball and a player of this particular game, you will use your extensive knowledge to deliver high-quality articles covering an array of topics. The deliverable for this project is going to be one 1000 word article. These topics include: - New content releases for MLB The Show Diamond Dynasty writeups on the new players. - New Program guides, like the recent Egg Hunt Your articles should follow the classic news format. High-quality images accompanying the articles are a must to enhance the reader's understanding and engagement with the content. Ideal skills and experience: - Intimate knowledge of baseball and MLB The Show Diamond Dynasty game mode ...
I need an experienced WordPress developer who can skilfully implement a private page utilizing the WPForm plugin. The content that users should be able to submit includes text fields, image fields, and attach...submit includes text fields, image fields, and attachment fields, among others. Although this page will not be publicly accessible, there will be multiple types of users with special access. The ideal candidate should possess: - Profound knowledge of WordPress and WPForm plugin - Understanding of access restriction and user roles in WordPress - Capability to create versatile fields for user submission - Experience in ensuring data privacy and user-access control - Attention to detail and prompt communication skills Please include examples of similar work in your proposal. ...
I'm in need of a knowledgeable professional to assist me in launching my completed Progressive Web Application (PWA) on Google Play Store and an unspecified range of other platforms. Your mission, should you choose to accept, involves: - Uploading the PWA to Google Play Store. - Assisting in the selection and application submission to other potential app stores. - Incorporating necessary policies and any other relevant elements during the upload process. Ideal Qualities Predicting Success: - Proven track record in successful app store submissions especially on Google Play Store. - Understanding of policy compliance for app stores. - Experience with PWA deployment. - Clear communication and commitment to the project's success. Remember, specific platforms, apart from Goog...
Hello, I have a nearly completed paper with about 40 references. I can use some help reading the article and finding the paragraph or page number to complete the in text citations in the article. I would like a screenshot of the in text citation, a screenshot of the relevant passage in the source article, and the page or paragraph # for the citation
I am looking for a technically and grammatically strong research article written in solid English. The topic is Serpents/Snakes in African Traditional Religion(s) (ATR). 5,000 words The writer must respect the cultural/religious/social viewpoints of ATR and must refrain from promoting unhelpful stereotypes and Western judgements. For example, it is insensitive to identify ATR as "primitive" or quote writings referring to Africans as "savages" etc. I have a host of online resources to be accessed and the writer may complement those with her/his own. I would prefer at least ten resources cited, twenty or more is ideal. The essay does not need an introduction or conclusion, just the core research material. The research material should respect and acknowledge fo...
...an SEO Company and we are looking for experienced link builders for a few websites that we are working on. Candidates should have a few years of experience of link building from high PR sites via Social Bookmarking, Press Releases, Directory Submissions and so on. We will provide the links with titles, descriptions and keywords that have to be submitted. Each worksheet will have about 10 links that have to be submitted to about 50 websites. The candidate will provide us with a submission report for each worksheet. The candidate will be paid Rs. 500 after the successful submission for each website. In a month, there will be at least 10 worksheets that have to be submitted. You will get about Rs.5000 per month for submitted 10 worksheets in a month. Candidates wit...
We are seeking a motivated individual to join our team as a Renovation Project Bid Coordinator on a per diem basis. In this role, you will be responsible for submitting bids to construction companies for renovation projects. You will work closely with our project management team to identify potential opportunities, prepare competitive bids, and negotiate contracts. Responsibilities: - Identify and research potential renovation project opportunities within the construction industry. - Prepare and submit detailed bids to construction companies in a timely manner. - Collaborate with project managers to develop competitive pricing strategies. - Maintain accurate records of bid submissions, negotiations, and outcomes. - Follow up with construction companies to gather feedback and address any ...
DO NOT START UNTIL YOU READ EVERYTHING HERE PLEASE: I need a logo that reflects the vibrancy and positivity of my organization. We specialize in coaching women, so the logo should appeal to this target demographic. - Faith-based - Focused on women hearing God's calling to reach higher levels in their lives - We help women find and understand their purpose and calling from God -We ...demographic. - Faith-based - Focused on women hearing God's calling to reach higher levels in their lives - We help women find and understand their purpose and calling from God -We are a fun and vibrant organization Colors: Shades of Pink and Gold Name of Organization: H.E.R. Calling Our name stands for: H- His E-Elevation R-Requires C-Calling (feel free to include or not include in you...
I am seeking an iOS developer with a strong background in Swift to make minor app changes and deliver into appstore testflight. Specific tasks and requirements: - Backend integration: The app will need to connect to our existing backend. Experience in API integrations is a must. - Modify working code to add a small feature and change some some functions Given the scope of the project, o...functionality (via API) to existing setting module 2. Change the current profile update to make email and tel# non mandatory 3. Modify payment logic to comment out all existing payment processing and replace with an API call Interested applicants should include relevant work with samples of their applications. Must be able to complete within 3 days of award and upload a build that will pass subm...
...page and 6 inside pages of a magazine — 7 pages in total. Your topic selection is up to you. You can choose an existing magazine, but not recreate an existing issue.(can imitate an existing magazine but cant have the same stories and content can follow their layout) Here are the rules: Size: Letter-size Bleed: 1 pica (or 0.125 inch) Standard margins - 1.5 pica (or 0.25 inch) Cover is first page Article spreads will each be two 8.5x11 pages side-by-side Cover must include: Nameplate (try ) Main promo text At least 2 secondary promo texts Photoshop or Illustrator art/photo URL UPC code Date of Publication Price Interior spreads must include: Folios Page Numbers Headlines and Secondary Headlines Subheads in body copy Byline photo or art Captions and credits on all photos an...
DON'T BID IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORK MENTION SPECIFIC FEE YOU WILL CHARGE I am in need of a detailed list of 100 article submission websites that gives DOFOLLOW links . This project revolves around providing essential information for SEO link building purposes. This distinct list should consist of the following details for each article submission website: - Website Name - Website URL - Submission Guidelines - Domain Authority (DA) - Niche - Admin Fee - Do Follow Attribute - Editorial Contact (email id) The websites should primarily be focused on or relevant to the North American region. For this job, effective research skills, a strong understanding of SEO and familiarity with link building will be valuable. Additionally, experien...
I am seeking an experienced Wikipedia editor who can help me create a WikiPage about myself. The focus of this page will encompass: - My professional achievements - Educational and Certification background - Personal hobbies and passions - Philanthropic & volunteer work - Addition of about 200 article and podcast links available online This project requires a freelancer who is well-versed in Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Experience in writing biographical articles would be ideal, as would a knack for curating and summarizing key information. Crafting a concise yet engaging narrative about my life and work is the key goal. The freelancer should provide proper citations and ensure a neutral tone throughout the WikiPage as per Wikipedia's norms. You MUST provide...
I am currently formulating plans to undertake a series of enhancements and deployment measures for a mobile application, utilizing the source code referenced at: , incorporating variable factors to ensure fair and competitive pricing. Green Car Option: Eco-Friendly Selection: Addition of a feature that allows users to opt for eco-friendly “Green Cars” for their deliveries, with the application automatically adjusting pricing to reflect the environmental benefits of this selection. App Store & Google Play Deployment: Marketplace Submission: Complete preparation and submission of the application for approval and listing on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store, ensuring compliance with all platform-specific guidelines and requirements.
I'm looking for a proficient Unity game developer to help create an impressive selection of over 100 mini games. The developers wi...incorporate educational, puzzle-solving, action/adventure, and sport game mechanics into the design MINI SOCCER: The first game that's required to be implemented is mini soccer. This is a video for the reference Specific requirements: - static soccer field in the background - spinning ball that reacts to press gesture (from TouchScript) and moves between nets imitating the real world interaction with the ball - updating scores when the ball hits the net - hitting the ball and the net animations and sound effects - game timer - background music and cheering crowd sounds
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I'm at the initial phase of processing my L1A visa application as a CEO at my technology company. I need a professional with an in-depth understanding of immigration law and L1A visa application processes to provide guidance and streamline the process. Key Responsibilities: - Drafting and revising necessary documents - Ensuring I meet all L1A application requirements - Submission of the initial application Preferred Skills: - Proven expertise in US immigration laws - Previous success facilitating L1A visa applications - Familiarity with the technology sector
I am seeking a skilled writer to produce a comprehensive article, over 1000 words in length, on the topic of data integration strategies. The piece needs to not only discuss the recent technological advancements but also the problems faced and the solutions that exist. Lastly, this article should also shed light on the pros and cons of these strategies. This article is geared towards a readership consisting mainly of executives and managers, so the writing should reflect this in tone and content. The goal is to provide a concise yet in-depth understanding of the current situation of data integration in the business world. Ideal Skills: • Strong writing and communication skills • Familiarity with Data Integration Technologies and Strategies • Abili...
I am seeking an AI specialist to help with rewriting text in German using OpenAI GPT-4 Turbo. Ideal Skills: - Experience with OpenAI GPT-4 Turbo - Knowledge of spin syntax brackets and pipes function - You must have ChatGPT 4 turbo or koala AI, the rest are to weak, also Claude Project Requirements: This is work that take time. One get a lot faster after doing 10-20 articles b...German using OpenAI GPT-4 Turbo. Ideal Skills: - Experience with OpenAI GPT-4 Turbo - Knowledge of spin syntax brackets and pipes function - You must have ChatGPT 4 turbo or koala AI, the rest are to weak, also Claude Project Requirements: This is work that take time. One get a lot faster after doing 10-20 articles but it is still manual work. Make offer per 10 articles. Instruction end test article...
Being a dedicated excavator of modern website data, I'm seeking for a prowess freelancer to scrape text content from a specified website, specifically focusing on news articles. The unique identifier/info to be pursued from each news article is the identification number. The successful candidate should have experience with JavaScript and must be able to perform the task without headers. Key skills and Experience: - Advanced proficiency in JavaScript - Proven experience in Web scraping - Adept at extracting specific data (Identification numbers) - Ability to scrape text without using headers
Please read completely before placing a bid ! Please bid only if you also plan to respond... Please someone who is interested in doing several projects Please make realistic offers and no fake ...-API usage -work with rss feeds -Periodic check if files still complete -option for hidden autostart -The program is supposed to download a certain sort of links like url use with an browser or pdf with an pdf viewer -rar/7zip support -multipar support () -automate posts by scanning folder(s) -auto delete files/folders once posted -full obfuscation of the Article Header -support several servers -Header check -Schedule posting -create backup plans as automation work flow -more..... Since you have read everything, please write the word "Pirate" in the offer ;-)
I am looking for a technically and grammatically strong research article written in solid English. The topic is Serpents/Snakes in African Traditional Religion(s) (ATR). 5,000 words The writer must respect the cultural/religious/social viewpoints of ATR and must refrain from promoting unhelpful stereotypes and Western judgements. For example, it is insensitive to identify ATR as "primitive" or quote writings referring to Africans as "savages" etc. I have a host of online resources to be accessed and the writer may complement those with her/his own. I would prefer at least ten resources cited, twenty or more is ideal. The essay does not need an introduction or conclusion, just the core research material. The research material should respect and acknowledge...
...current app version is 1.0.0, and updates are necessary to keep the app running optimally. I also need automated submission to both the Apple App Store and Google Play Store using Bitrise. Skills and Experience: - Significant experience with Ionic Capacitor - Proficiency in app submission through Bitrise - Ability to make version updates The deliverables for this project include: - A successfully updated Ionic Capacitor app optimized for both iOS and Android platforms - Establish automated submission of the updated app to the App Store and Google Play Store via Bitrise. Successful completion of this project entails not just the functional updates but also seamless submission to the app stores. A developer that is detail-oriented with an impressive track ...
I'm seeking an adept writer to craft a compelling blog post focusing on the exciting sphere of India's burgeoning start-ups. The outline of the article will include: - Backgrounds of the innovative founders - Description of their distinct products or services - Coverage of their growth and notable achievements. While I haven't specified any particular start-ups to feature, a knowledgeable freelancer will ideally provide a balanced spread of examples across various industries or sectors. This project could be a great fit for someone with experience in tech journalism, business writing, or start-up culture. Deep knowledge of India's business landscape is a definite plus. Writers who can succinctly convey complex concepts in an engaging, reader-friendly ma...
...same. Senior Software Engineer: This position is aimed to develop Software solutions using AWS-managed services, including developing services that underneath will call the AWS infrastructure as code as well as services to orchestrate and perform activities. Job Requirements: Work alongside architecture and other engineering teams to design and implement any scalable software services Build, release, and manage the configuration of all production systems Manage a continuous integration and deployment methodology for server-based technologies Implement continuous integration/continuous delivery (CI/CD) pipelines when necessary Ensure necessary system security by using best-in-class cloud security solutions Stay current with new technology options and vendor products, evaluating...
I need 1500 words article on marketing strategy example. I need it by 4th of April. My budget is $50.
I'm looking for a professional to create a content-sharing membership site that focuses on lifestyle articles, specifically designed for middle-aged individuals. Responsibilities will include: - Creating a user-friendly platform where members can access and share articles. - Implementing a category or tagging system around lifestyle-related topics. - Integrating a feature to conduct member surveys for feedback and improvement. - Ensuring the site appeals specifically to middle-aged users, attentive to accessibility and ease of navigation. As my ideal candidate, you have previous experience in website creation, especially membership-based ones. Capability in UI/UX design would be advantageous, as well as familiarity with the lifestyle content category. Looking forward to your innovat...
...electronic media press kit for a film festival. This press kit will be shared with media and festival attendees, so it should be compelling, engaging, and provide a powerful snapshot of our upcoming event. Key Features: - Format: The package must be presented as a PDF document. - Content: It should include a film synopsis, director's biography, and cast and crew data. Skills & Experience: - Expertise in Graphic Design, especially within the media and entertainment industry. - Experience creating eye-catching press kits or similar packages. - Understanding and appreciation of a cinematic aesthetic to bring the essence of the festival into the design. - Proficiency with Adobe Creative Suite or similar software. Your proposal should include portfolio sa...
I'm looking to have an interactive, responsive website built aimed to promote our AI SaaS tool to businesses in a specific industry. Features to include: * Animated elements * Videos / animations explaining the use of the tool * Testimonials from satisfied customers to build trust and reassurance * Pricing information to inform potential customers of our differen...website (which requires updating): Ideal freelancers for this project will have experience in both web development and the SaaS industry, ensuring they understand the needs of the tool and its users. Proficiency in user interface (UI) design is crucial to make the website user-friendly. Experience with email marketing integrations will also be beneficial to implement the email submission feature.
I'm specifically looking for someone to meticulously replicate selected articles into Word documents. Your scope of work will not involve any article selection, as I will provide you with the specific articles from a certain website (to be disclosed when assigned the task). Your application should preferably contain: 1. Detailed project proposal: Describe how you plan to complete this task. Ideal skills for this task include: - Remarkable attention to detail: The replicated articles should be a mirror image of the original. - Proficiency in Microsoft Word: To ensure the replication is as seamless and efficient as possible. - Potent web navigation skills: To effortlessly find and access specified articles. Note: Any prior experience in similar tasks or content management wil...
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The Image Scraper We...relevance and accuracy of the downloaded images, improving the overall user experience. Default Settings: By default, the system downloads up to ten images in JPG/JPEG format. Users have the option to access advanced settings to customize the default quantity and format based on their preferences. Project Timeline and Budget: Timeline: The project must be completed within 5 days to meet the college submission deadline. Budget: Due to budget constraints, the project has a limited budget available. How to Proceed: Interested developers are encouraged to reach out with their relevant experience and proposed approach to implementing the required features. Applicants should include their estimated cost and timeline for completing the project within the specified...
I am looking to create a 40-50 second HIGH QUALITY animation video within 4 days for urgent presentation need. The animation video will be based on a technical script I have created (for a programming course) that is inspired by the cartoon...eager and determined to take up the mantle. • Action: They study diligently, honing their skills and embracing the principles that will guide them in the battles ahead. "...And though their skills are great, they have much to learn before they can shape the future." • Scene: The new generation of engineers faces various challenges, symbolized by obstacles and hurdles in their path. • Action: They press on, undeterred, knowing that with perseverance and dedication, they can overcome any challenge and revolutionize the w...
I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer to create a unique logo for my brand, "Hadaya". The word Hadaya means Gifts in Arabic. The key elements of this project are - * The logo text contains the word Hadaya written in English only. * You may or may not include a graphic next to the name such as a gift box or other. * The color palette should be warm tones, resonating ...may not include a graphic next to the name such as a gift box or other. * The color palette should be warm tones, resonating with the brand's warmth and cheer. Black and white version would be required too. * The logo should look original and should not resemble any pre-existing designs on Canva or similar platforms. * Must provide all image format, .tiff, .jpg, .ai, eps, png, other. * Must ...
I am victim to an online scam, specifically ransomware linked with personal webcam footage. I haven't engaged with any suspicious files or links related to this scam. I have to pay 2000 USD into a bid coin account and I have less than 48hrs to pay or else they will release the virus and leak my private video. The project requires: - Experience in online security - Ability to identify perpetrators through digital means - Knowledge of online scam tracking, specifically ransomware related The hired professional needs to assist me in gathering enough details about this scammer for a report. Your expertise in online security and identity tracking are key in this matter. Your primary goal will be to track and identify the scammer without engaging or provoking them. Should you b...
I am victim to an online scam, specifically ransomware linked with personal webcam footage. I haven't engaged with any suspicious files or links related to this scam. I have to pay 2000 USD into a bid coin account and I have less than 48hrs to pay or else they will release the virus and leak my private video. The project requires: - Experience in online security - Ability to identify perpetrators through digital means - Knowledge of online scam tracking, specifically ransomware related The hired professional needs to assist me in gathering enough details about this scammer for a report. Your expertise in online security and identity tracking are key in this matter. Your primary goal will be to track and identify the scammer without engaging or provoking them. Should you b...
...chapters for early access publishing on my Patreon page, and the final retail release will be as both an eBook and paperback for publishing on Amazon and other eBook sites, as well as my own website I'm working on as a PDF. My current deadline for release is November 2024, so depending on when I finish the manuscript, the time for editing might be between 5-7 months. I'm hoping to make this book as good as it can be, and it's also going to be the first in a trilogy/possibly longer series. My hopeful maximum budget is in the $5,000 range, but I can try to negotiate the price including a payment arrangement if necessary, and if I get a good story out of all this, I've already got more novels lined up to write and release over the next few years, s...
We are in web hosting industry and currently we are build a blog with news and how-tos. I'm seeking a graphic designer to create engaging, colorful graphic images for my blog posts. They should be designed in such a way that they look attractive when shared on Facebook. Key aspects of the job include: - Strong design skills with a bold and ...graphics - Ability to connect graphics with specific blog topics The ideal candidate should have: - Significant experience in graphic design - Proven track record of creating social media-friendly graphics - An understanding of how to incorporate branding into designs effectively Ideal candidate should be able to provide PSD or Allustrator files. We have about 10 posts ready and we are going to release 4-5 each month, so this will be o...
I'm looking for a freelancer who will assist me in creating a comprehensive article summarizer. This tool should be versatile, capable of creating thorough summaries irrespective of the subject or niche, be it technology, business, health, or others. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expertise in Natural Language Processing (NLP) - Prior experience in the related field - Strong knowledge across multiple subjects to support specialty summarizing Job Requirements: - Design a summarizer tool adaptable for various niches - The summarizer should work specifically on articles - Expecting a detailed summary with supporting details from summarized articles
I'm in need of a skilled wordsmith to craft a persuasive blog article targeted towards the general public. Key requirements include: - A firm grasp on how to engage the general public with persuasive writing - Ability to write intelligently but not academically. Something accessible to all. - Creativity. The article should spark interest, emotion and action. Ideal skills: - Blog writing - Persuasive writing - Understanding of demography and target audience Experience in writing for the general public is a big plus. This is not just about getting information across but doing so in a way that convinces, influences, and impresses every reader.
I need an expert writer who can create engaging blog posts, news articles, and product reviews. Key Responsibilities: - Tackle topics related to technology and gadgets as well as podcasting. - Capture the interest of general readers through engaging, well-researched content. Ideal Candidate: - Top-notch research skills to provide informative content. - Excellent writing abilities with experience in blog posts, news articles, and product reviews. - Understanding of common readership and the ability to write to that level. - Comfortable exploring the topics of technology, gadgets and podcasting. Remember, the goal is to produce articles that are reader-friendly and engaging. If you have the skills, I'd love to hear from you.
I'm seeking an innovative, hard-working professional with extensive creativity and a knack for sales to create a video contest on my website. This contest should focus on comedy as the main theme, encouraging full audience engagement. It must facilitate: - The creation and submission of comedically themed videos by users - A voting system for audience members to choose their favorite submissions - Sharing tools to enable submitted comedic videos to be spread via social media. Your skills and background should indubitably include event/contest structuring as well as online marketing, with a firm grasp of the comedy genre. Proven experience in audience engagement and driving user participation is a must. Let's create a contest that will bring laughter while increasing web...
