Funny images and quotes jobs

...to adjust vector images. The primary task will be to incorporate modern, minimalist text and graphics into existing images. Key Requirements: - Familiarity with Adobe Illustrator: The edited images must be compatible with this software, so a solid understanding of it is essential. - Proficiency in SVG Format: I also require the images to be saved in SVG format. Experience with this format is a plus. - Creative and Modern Design Sense: The style I'm looking for is modern and minimalist. The added text and graphics should be in line with this aesthetic. This project is ideal for someone with a keen eye for design and experience in creating clean, contemporary visuals. It's a great opportunity to showcase your grap...

...document template for me. I need a simple clean professional looking template that will be used to send through quotes to clients. The features I wish to incorporate into the template must include: - A custom header and footer - An automated table of contents - Specific placeholders for inserting images Also, the design should have a cover page which must contain the project title, my company's logo, as well as date and version number. Within the custom header and footer, the template should have provisions to include company's name, office address, the document title, and some contact details. The ideal freelancer for this job should have a solid understanding of MS Word functions and a knack for tidy, clear layout design....

...marketplace using Dokan, WooCommerce, and an electro theme Payment Gateway: Stripe Email: WP Mail SMTP Pro and 2. Ebony Markets The Directory a directory website using Geodirectory, Get paid and Hello Elementor theme Payment Gateway: Stripe Email: WP Geodirectory email 1. Introduction: - Brief overview of the project. purpose of the marketplace (e.g., Multimarket). A multi-vendor eCommerce marketplace is an eCommerce store that includes multiple vendors selling their products and services, as opposed to an individual eCommerce website, in essence, it is comparable to an online mall with numerous vendors. Allowing vendors to offer a wide range of products and services 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days. An online directory

I need a skilled photo editor to transform a family portrait into a fun and interesting image. Here's what I'm looking for: - Replace the boy in the picture with a girl and baby Yoda. - Replace dad with Dwayne Johnson. - Replace mom with an alien. - Add a cartoon-themed funny background. The ideal freelancer for this job should be experienced in img2img editing and manipulation in Stable Diffusion. Understanding of humor and creativity is a plus. Most importantly, I will need to the model names used and the seed for pictures to take it up from there and edit further. Enteries wiithou Stable Diffusion Seed won't be accepted i.e. no other AI generation tool should be used.

Hello, I am in need of a high quality and efficient freelancer to help me with a two-part design project, please. I have a picture of a necklace that I would like to create a shopping page for. The image of the necklace is attached, but unfortunately it is in relatively low quality and not HD. I would like you to start by enhancing the image of this necklace, making it HD, and more clear. Thereafter, I would like you to use the attached shopping flyer, and replace the image of the product within the attached flyer with the HD necklace image I just mentioned. Ideally, you will only be replacing the main part of the necklace, and not the chain. I have attached an example (attachment 'Example') The end of the project will be an updated shoppin...

I'm needing a proficient user of Bricscad to refine my moderate complexity drawings. The main focus will be on enhancing the final presentation before it's submitted for CNC machining quotes. Ideal candidates should demonstrate: -Strong experience with Bricscad -Impeccable attention to detail and precision -Prior experience with CNC Machining Drawings -Familiarity with moderate complexity designs. Your role will be integral in ensuring accuracy, readability and professional portrayal of the drawings.

I'm looking for a ta...YouTube. The focus will be solely on skits - think of scenarios teens can easily relate to, find funny, and share with their friends. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in scriptwriting, particularly for comedy skits - Understanding of what appeals to a teenage audience - Ability to keep skits under 1-minute mark Your responsibilities will include: - Coming up with fresh, original skit ideas - Crafting scripts that bring these ideas to life - Making sure the humor is relatable and engaging to a teen audience - Ensuring the final skit is under 1 minute If you have a knack for comedy, a pulse on teenage trends, and a talent for concise writing, I'd love to hear from you. Please share your experience and previous work, especially...

I'm seeking an experienced writer with a knack for improvisational comedy to create engaging, fun content for my YouTube channel targeting an adult audience. - Comedy Style: The content should be spontaneously witty, funny, and exciting. An ability to create scripts with improvisational comedy is a must-have. - Target Audience: The content should cater to adults, so it needs to be relatable, with humor that hits the mark for this demographic. - Content Length: Each short video should be less than 5 minutes long, packed with comedic value within this short duration. Ideal candidates will have a proven track record in writing improv comedy for adults, especially short-form content. Experience writing for YouTube or other video formats would be a bonus.

Required skills and experience: - Native (original language) English speaker - Experience in detailed online and where necessary offline (such as libraries, reference books and primary source material) research and systematic organisation and presentation of results and activities undertaken - Qualifications and/or experience in the field of English literature and language - current or completed tertiary study in a relevant field such as English Literature, Classics, Journalism, Marketing Communications, etc - Demonstrated proficiency in the use of MS Office - in particular Word, Excel and Outlook - Attention to detail and ability to work efficiently without direct supervision to generate the required outcomes - L...

...Brief: Create a collection of 10 engaging and age-appropriate t-shirt designs inspired by Catholic themes and symbols for children aged 2 to 14 years old. The designs should resonate with the target audience, primarily children from Catholic families or communities. Designs should appeal to both younger children and teenagers, taking into consideration their varying interests, understanding whilst still being rooted in catholic symbolism. Whilst we think majority of our designs will be monochrome we would like to see some mixed colour designs also. Key Themes and Symbols: Each design should effectively incorporate one or more Catholic themes: Jesus Christ: Representations of Jesus Christ in a child-friendly manner, emphasizing love, kindness, and c...

I have a request for a well-documented and comprehensive essay focused on anxiety treatments. The core requirements for this project are: - Incorporating the sources and quotes attached to this listing, representing various viewpoints on anxiety treatments. - Expanding upon the counterclaim mentioned in my initial draft, with an additional credible source and a related quote. - A word count of 1800 words, providing depth while maintaining concise, impactful communication. - Adherence to the MLA citation style for all sources used. Desired skills include: - Experience with academic writing - Proficiency in MLA citation style - Background in psychology or related fields - Ability to source and accurately interpret academic research for general audienc...

I require an artist proficient in cartoonish styled-drawings to digitally illustrate clothes onto an existing picture of a dog. I am seeking 10 unique and simple drawings to be delivered in a 24hr timeframe. The clothes should be: * Trendy and funny * Varied, with a fresh look for each drawing See attachments for example. Chibi1 is the dog and the other two pics are examples. Budget is under $50.

...video we shot of improvised comedy in a NYC Yellow cab! We need an editor who is quick and creative and can edit our 15 minutes down to a tight and funny 3-5 minutes. You would be working at my apartment in Forest Hills, Queens on my iMac. My iMac is running the latest OS, with the latest Final Cut Pro, and is loaded with RAM! I'd like to keep our sessions at 2-3 hours. Interested? What is your availability? The key editing areas are: - Color correction: The video needs professional color grading to enhance the visual appeal and maintain consistency throughout the film. - Sound enhancement: Audio is a critical component of the film, so I need someone who can improve sound quality, adjust levels, and ensure the audio complements...

I'm seeking an expert in data scraping who can efficiently extract images from a specific website. This calls for an individual skilled in Python and BeautifulSoup. Key Project Requirements: - Scrape images from Website 1. - Ensure all retrieved images are saved in the PNG format. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Extensive experience with web scraping, particularly utilizing BeautifulSoup. - Proficiency in Python. - Proven ability to meet project deadlines and conduct tasks with professionalism and precision. The ultimate goal is to successfully and accurately extract all relevant images without infringing on any website rules or guidelines.

I'm in need of a highly skilled HTML/CSS assistant who can take 6 design images that I already have and turn them into fully functioning web pages. The purpose of these pages is to provide information about a service or product, so it's crucial that they're laid out in a clear and user-friendly manner. Furthermore, the final product needs to be fully mobile responsive, so it's accessible and easy to navigate on any device. Key requirements: - Transform 6 design images into web pages - Ensure user-friendly layout for service/product information - Make the pages fully responsive on all devices

...creation of a meme token website. Your task will be to construct a site that's engaging and easy to navigate for crypto investors, meme enthusiasts, and the general public. THIS WILL BE A PARODY OF THE AUDLT WEBSITE BUT WITH FUNNY MEME CONTENT. Key Features: - UI: This website will be a paradoy of one of the adult websites. This website will have similar UI like adult website will instead of porn videos, this will have funny videos. example -Like button on videos (For engagement): User should be able to like a video unlimited time and we should be able to track numbers. Example- User connects their wallet (cronos blockchain/ Metamask, defi wallet and wallet connect) and we keep track of number of times they hit like button in a d...

6 Images - Pool Background Background replacement. Final image format - JPEG Final image resolution - Same as the original Deadline - 24 hours

...looking for a creative and talented designer to craft unique shirt designs that are inspired by the vibrancy and originality found on goodieworks.com. The designs should incorporate colorful elements, distinctive patterns, and captivating typography. Target Audience: - The target audience for these designs is both men and women. Purpose: - The primary purpose of these designs is for casual wear. Maybe guys who like to drink and its kind of funny for them to wear it. Note that while the inspiration is drawn from , I am not looking for replicas. I want designs that are fresh, unique, and of high quality. If you think you have what it takes to create distinctively appealing shirt designs that meet these criteria, please get in touch. ...

...an experienced scriptwriter to create engaging and relatable scripts for my YouTube and other social media platforms. Initially we will start with 1 short introduction video script and 1 8-12 minute video script. If this is a good match this will lead to 1 to 2 scripts per week for the foreseeable future. Key Requirements: - You should have prior experience in scriptwriting, particularly for social media content. - An understanding of creating scripts that are both entertaining and informative. - Ability to write in a funny and lighthearted manner. - Strong creativity and originality in scriptwriting will be highly appreciated. - Research destinations, cultural practices, and travel trends to incorporate into scripts. - Write clea...

I'm in need of a WhatsApp bulk messaging service that can handle sending more than 10,0000 messages daily, featuring a mix of text, images, pdf and videos. Additionally, the software should include a robust contact list management feature, allowing me to import and export contacts with ease. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in WhatsApp API usage - Experience in developing bulk messaging software - Strong understanding of handling media content (text, images, videos) via WhatsApp - Expertise in contact list management functionality Please note that the ability to handle large volumes of messages and diverse media types is crucial. Kindly provide examples of your previous work in this area.

I am in need of a skilled graphic designer to create a unique, professionally sound template for my weekly sustainability-themed LinkedIn quotes. The design should: - Reflect an inspiring and professional feel - Be grounded in a minimalistic, modern, and elegant style - Incorporate earth toned colors (greens, browns) - Include space for a personal photo, name, title, and other necessary elements - Accommodate one paragraph of text per quote Experience designing for social media and sustainability fields is a plus. Mastery of using visual designing tools and a keen sense of modern aesthetics are essential. Drafts and open collaboration are welcomed.

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I have done the paper layout, you need to finish the 2nd and 3rd chapters of the 5 chapters. And the paper’s title is Online credit fraud and its cross-border nature China’s experience. It’s related to law and financial crime. 1. you need to collect all relevant references covering all topics and separate them by topics, then send me all of them. you can start reading and writing your assigned topics. Don’t forget to always cite the author, if you copy and paste you need to add direct quotes “ “ and the author’s name and date of publication of the book/paper, as well as the page number; if you just take the author’s ideas, you need to cite the author as well. ...

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a bold and colorful sales web page. The page should be visually striking and engaging, as the design will play a significant role in attracting and maintaining visitors' interest. Key requirements: - Design Style: Bold and colorful - Mobile Responsive: The page must be mobile responsive, ensuring a seamless user experience across different devices - Elements: Your primary focus will be incorporating customer testimonials into the design. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing sales-focused web pages that are bold and colorful - Proficiency in creating designs that are both visually appealing and user-friendly - Strong understanding of mobile responsive design p...

...website. The form will integrate Google Maps for autocomplete suggestions and pull real-time data from Google Sheets to provide visitors with instant truckload quotes. Key Features Required: Google Maps Integration: Autocomplete suggestions for 'Pickup City, State' and 'Delivery City, State' using Google Maps API. Google Sheets Integration: Dynamically pull data from a Google Sheet that includes truckload rates, which are updated weekly. The data includes Pickup and Delivery points, Dead head radius, Max weight, Rate, and Rate per mile. Form Requirements: Fields for Pickup City, State; Delivery City, State; Pickup Date Range; Weight (lbs.); Commodity; Phone Number; Email Address; Company Name; and Visitor’s First ...

...We're not realtors.. We provide FUNNY MEME CONTENT to realtors I am in need of a unique and creative logo to represent my brand's identity, and also that can be used for various marketing purposes and on my website. The ideal freelancer for this project should be: - Highly creative - Experienced in developing diverse logos - Ability to conceptualize and execute my vision effectively Although, I have no indicated deadlines, a prompt turnaround, while maintaining quality would be appreciated. Applications without direct reference to past work and logo creation experience will not be considered. Please provide examples of prior logo designs in your bid. The name of the company is Social Agent Content Hub We provide funny m...

...with my Google Images Downloader extension. I'm encountering two primary issues with the extension; it's failing to download images and images are not loading correctly. Key Tasks: - Fix the issue causing the extension to be unable to download images - Resolve the problem with images not loading properly - Identify the specific changes in Google's image classes and div elements that caused the extension malfunction. - Modify the extension code accordingly to adapt to these changes and ensure compatibility with the latest Google Images layout. Please note that I've already attempted to reinstall the extension in Google Chrome, but this hasn't resolved the issues. Ideal skills & experience: - P...

...familiar and experienced with CSS and different themes. The issue I am experiencing involves missing images, specifically on some of my parent pages. Here are more specifics: - The missing images in question belong to certain parent pages, not all. - Upon reviewing the issue, it seems not to extend to product images, homepage banner images, or blog post images. Ideally, you possess the skill of bug detection, proven experience in theme debugging and can take initiative in case similar problems occur. Familiarity with common reasons for missing images in themes is a plus. Please note, accurate identification, and solution of the problem without affecting other theme functions is crucial in this project as I aim ...

...Illustrate Aladdin’s adventure from his optimistic viewpoint—magic, wealth, and happiness (bright colors, vibrant imagery). Right Side: Show the same scenes from the Evil Magician’s perspective—dark, grim, and focused on deceit (darker, subdued colors). Textual Content Beneath the Image (Center-Aligned): Include a concise, impactful statement like, “How you see things can change everything. Your perspective shapes your reality.” Additional Quotes: Place smaller text boxes around the poster that include quotes from each character’s perspective to emphasize how their views differ: Top-Left (Near Aladdin’s Image): “A world of possibilities opened by a simple wish.” Top-Right (Near the Evil Magician&rsqu...

I require a custom website development for my service-related company. The primary goal of this website will be to generate leads and inquiries from potential customers. I am seeking an expert with remarkable design and SEO skills to make this possible. Key Info to Include: - An introduction to my company and our services - Optimized call-to-action buttons, specifically for booking inquiries or quotes Ideal freelancer for this job will have ample experience in: - Web Development - SEO - User Flow optimization - User Interface Design This job requires a keen eye for design and functionality to ensure optimal user experience. Successful delivery will result in a website that not only appeals to my prospective customers but effectively captures leads. ...

...XML; the image files are also hosted on the same server. The current script only imports a few images at random, and most of the images are not imported at all, without generating any errors. The import script runs until the end but skips most of the pictures. Skill requirements: good knowledge of Shopware 6, mySQL, PHP, Smyfony !!! it's an urgent project so pls. don't bid if you haven't got enough time (max. 2 days). If you have questions pls. don't hesitate to ask, i'll provide all the infos u need. !!! IMPORTANT !!! Please don't give a quote if you don't have enough capacity, the project should begin immediately. Please don't give a quote if you're not interested, in many cases i got quotes and when i&...

...UAE market. Your role will involve intensive market research and lead generation, focusing on the importation and distribution of chilled lamb from Australia, Kenya, and South Africa. Responsibilities: Conduct thorough market research to identify and analyze the prices and competitors within the UAE meat market. Identify and reach out to at least 40 potential suppliers, including wholesalers and importers, to obtain competitive quotes on chilled lamb varieties. Essential data points include: - Lamb Price per ton - Lamb Grade (e.g., 246) - Slaughterhouse number - Payment terms (e.g., cash on delivery) - Lead time (e.g., 1 day delivered to Dubai) Convert potential leads into valuable customers through effective communication...

...projects, each with potential for future expansion depending on client satisfaction and ongoing evaluations. Project 1: Integration and API Development This project involves creating a synchronized customer table accessible via both web and mobile applications, and developing and integrating APIs. We also need to enable the functionality to preview and download existing quotes via the web and mobile applications. Additionally, assisting the client in installing the latest version on their local host to facilitate their participation in the testing process. Project 2: Software Enhancement and Bug Resolution Our second project is a comprehensive web-based software developed using HTML, Bootstrap, PHP, Laravel, and MyS...

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I'm in need of a skilled graphic designer to create a series of illustrative images for my new Thermal Clip-on Viewer. These images will be used in marketing and promotional materials, specifically targeting military personnel. - The style of the images should be illustrative, rather than photorealistic or technical diagram-based. I believe this will help in engaging the target audience, making the product more appealing to them. This project requires someone with: - Proficiency in graphic design and illustration - Experience in creating marketing and promotional materials - Understanding of the military industry and its visual language would be a plus

I'm seeki...graphic designer to create a funny, brightly colored T-shirt design that features humans. The aim is to create an engaging, humorous design that is sure to catch the attention. Key Requirements: - Excellent skills and experience in graphic design, particularly with T-shirt design. - Ability to create eye-catching, humorous designs. - Proficiency in handling bright colors and human figures in design. - Good sense of humor to incorporate wit in the design. The ideal candidate will have a keen eye for detail and ability to translate ideas into creative graphics. It needs to have my company name and phone number, Custom Pro Services llc 256-399-7140. I want it to say something like, i got plastered by Custom Pro Services. We are a s...

...of a skilled photo editor to provide advanced editing for a set of 30 images. This comprises of not just light adjustments or retouching, but manipulating the images and even adding new elements to enhance them. The details required are as follows: - The images need to be edited to an advanced level, including manipulation and addition of elements. - The final format for the image edits will need to be in JPEG. - These images must be delivered in high resolution. For this task, I require an expert who has extensive experience with photo manipulation and has an excellent command of photo editing software. An eye for details, creativity, and accuracy is a must. Proven experience in delivering high-resolution image edits and ...

I require an experienced professional to obtain text and images from a blog and store them in a CSV file. The ideal candidate should: - Have experience in scraping content from websites - Be adept at data management, specifically CSV files - Be proficient in handling both texts and images and store in easy way to manage and retrieve A strong track record of similar projects will be a plus. This job requires accuracy and attention to detail. I look forward to seeing your bids.

I need a professional to remove a white text watermark from each photo. The watermark is not consistent in placement and varies across the images. Ideal Skills: - Strong image editing skills, particularly with watermark removal - Familiarity with working on images with randomly placed elements - Attention to detail Experience: - Previous experience removing watermarks from images - Portfolio demonstrating successful watermark removals - Knowledge in image manipulation techniques Please include examples of similar tasks you have successfully completed in the past.

...based on a collection of images and photos. The project entails transforming these visual references into a cohesive and aesthetically pleasing sketch. The sketches will be used for various purposes, including but not limited to concept art, illustrations, and design prototypes. Image Collection: We will provide a set of images and photos that serve as references for the sketch. Sketch Creation: The freelancer will be responsible for interpreting these images and creating a detailed sketch that captures the essence of the subject matter. The sketch should demonstrate artistic skill and attention to detail. Revision Rounds: We anticipate the need for revision rounds to refine the sketch according to our feedback. The freelan...

In need of the second person on the left removed from the pictures. Looking for a picture of myself and all of mine are like this. Needing a good Portrait for a bio Needs to look original. I attached pictures of machines so you can add. I’m on the right. Would like my logo to still be in the picture but background slightly blurred out? And do something with my arm to make it normal. Maybe put in my pocket. Thanks in Advance!

I have a set of 190 images that I need edited. The main task is to eliminate the dirt and blemishes on the photos, making them appear much whiter than they currently are. Key Requirements: - Your primary task will involve removing dirt and blemishes from the images - The final edited images should look much cleaner and whiter than the originals - You will need to deliver the final images in JPEG format Ideal Freelancer: - Experience in professional photo editing - Proficient in using tools like Photoshop or Lightroom - Attention to detail to ensure a high-quality finish - Ability to handle a large volume of images efficiently - Understanding of color balance and image brightness is a plus

Job Description: 1. Identify 20 Filipino KOLs and collect their media and pricing information. 2. At least 6, but no more than 10, should be from the sports category. 3. Sort the KOLs into three categories (high, medium, low) based on YouTube followers. 4. Must have a Facebook Page or Instagram Page; having a TikTok account is a plus. 5. At least two of the KOLs must be males aged between 23 and 28. Information required when requesting quotes from KOLs: 1. Travel to Taipei for a 5-day, 4-night trip during August to September 2024. We are an agency and will provide flights and accommodation. 2. Posts on social media promoting Taipei tourism before and after the trip are required; inquire how many posts can be made. 3. At least one YouTube v...

...WooCommerce plugin developer to create a custom plugin for my e-commerce website. The aim is to bring in a dynamic transformation of product images in response to the selection of different attributes. Key requirements and tasks include: - Generate a solution that initiatively changes a product's image based on attribute selection (specifically size and color) - Develop an interface at product level that allows adding images for each attribute - Ensure this functionality does not necessitate the creation of variations. Notably, I have a diverse product range involving 10+ colors, so the proposed solution should cope with this complexity. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent with WooCommerce plugin development - Solid understanding of UI/UX ...

I am seeking a confident designer's assistance to create 18 unique images for me. Each image will feature: - A texture-based background. The theme for each one will be a metallic card. - 1 to 2 words of minimalist-style engraved text. - My logo, also engraved in a minimalist style. Each image should be a medium size, measuring between 5 and 10cm. Ideal Skills: • Graphic Design • Illustration • Photoshop This project requires a keen eye for design, particularly regarding texture and minimalist aesthetics. If you have a strong understanding and capability within this area, I’d love to see your prior work reflecting these styles. Very porly done example in attachments :)

I need someone to use Copilot, Canva or any tool to generate food item images of a restaurant. Sample of food item names is attached. I need nearly 200 images.

...facilitates connections between customers (homeowners or property managers) and service providers (tradespeople, contractors, or professionals) in the home improvement and renovation industry. Here's a detailed explanation of how the lead generation model works for both customers and service providers: For Customers (Homeowners or Property Managers): 1. Posting a Project: 2. Customers start by posting their home improvement or renovation project on the platform. They provide detailed information about the project, including the type of work needed, project scope, budget, timeline, and any specific requirements or preferences. 3. Project Review: 4. Admin reviews the project posting to ensure it meets their guidelines and standards. ...

The pay rate is $5 per haiku that I use. I am looking fo...amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, breaking up with a friend, talking down to people, etc. I will have a more comprehensive list of s...

I'm in need of a talented individual who can generate high-quality and realistic vector images adhering to my specific directions. Key Project Aspects: - Creating over 20 new designs from existing vector images - Implementing a realistic style in all designed vectors Required Skills and Experience: - Strong familiarity with Adobe Illustrator and vector designs - Proven track record in creating realistic imagery - Proficient in reproducing high-quality image designs - Ability to efficiently manage and deliver over 20 designs. Highlight your experience in producing realistic Adobe Illustrator vectors when applying.

**UPDATE** - I just added a text doc (JRRA ) of quotes/testimonials from actual clients. If you can find a way to incorporate those into your design I think it would be awesome. Thank you. -- I need a new home page slide for my personal web site - I can't find it in the Slider Revolution settings but based on the number guide across the top and left sides of the editor, the canvas size we have to work with is approx. 1,750 pixels wide and 900 pixels tall. Please see "JRRA Homepage Slide " - The items in the yellow boxes on the attached jpg are separate from the slider and will be visible over top of the slide. Please keep that in mind. The logo in the top left corner is transparent. What I would like to focus on for this particular slide