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...image) 1200px by 480px 6) Twitter Profile Cover (top wide image) 1500px by 500px, (adjusted for Twitter Cover "safe zone") Designer is required to create GRAPHIC OVERLAYS like those in the samples, that can be uniformly applied to any of many similar artistic pre-existing product photos, and occasionally modified text for each photo. Winning designer may be hired for 2nd job to apply various texts to many Raw photos. General Theme: Mystery. Nothing too bright or glaring. Mysterious and "inviting curiosity" is best. We'll use a bit more COLOR than we have in the past, by perhaps gradient tinting text slightly to match the dice in the photo. As we narrow down our preferences from contest entries, additional details will be listed in project comments - p...
I need someone that can write dirty adult 18+ content on title and description (Letterly rewriting texts and mayble some small description) It is for a wordpress website that i owne, hopefully i can hire you so i willl let you see what you and how you can do for me. Let me know if you like to rewrite adult 18+ content for me (Title + description) Looking for you!
Website development - Wordpress & Elementor Pro 1. Remove "Login/Register": Eliminate the "Login/Register" option from the site. 2. Language Switching: Implement a language toggle on the website, enabling switching between English and Swedish across all pages, including the webshop and s...webshop. 6. Improve Readability: Change the color of headings and text beside products to enhance readability on Shop pages. 7. Layout Modification on Product Pages: Redesign the product page layout to make editing easier in Elementor, placing gallery images below the main product image. 8. Unique Content on Product Pages: Ensure each product page contains unique material below as related prosucts, texts and pictures. 9. Related Products: Display related products from the s...
I'm in need of a comedy writing coach, someone who can help me hone my skills in writing for stand-up, creating humorous content for social media and writing funny stories or essays. I'm specifically looking for someone who can provide coaching as needed, rather than having a set schedule. The ideal coach will help me with: - Developing engaging and funny content for social media - Writing funny stories or essays that resonate with the audience - Refining my stand-up writing technique to deliver better performances I prefer communication through email or chat for coaching sessions. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Strong background in comedy writing and performance - Experience in creating engaging content for social media - Excellent ...
I need a reliable system that automates a process, doing a couple of specific tasks: 1. Reading specific data captured in Excel files. 2. Automatically sending texts via SMS when there's a data match in a particular column of the Excel file. This task will require programming skills, particularly with Excel and automation tools API. Experience with SMS gateway integration is a huge plus. You will be required to advise on appropriate SMS gateways if you have prior experience. The matching data column in the Excel file should be the trigger initiating the text sending automation. The target of this automation is to streamline and expedite our communication process, reducing manual effort involved in sending periodic SMS updates. If you have past experience automating simila...
...email and linkedin - Domains: 2 cols and 10 rows: col1 = pictures, col2 = text - Projects: carousel of pictures (left, center, right) with arrow left and right to move; text only below center-image. - Careers: 2 rows (job1 and job2) - Contact: 1 row (a description and a email address: opens user mail client) - Customer area: (fake: it will be visible but grayed-out = disabled) Texts and images: - The website reads texts, jobs and pictures from a folder in my server. - I will be able to change these at conveniance by updating new files (show me how) - The icon and favicon will also be updateable in the same way. On web browser: - you activate https - you create a favicon and text Requiered skills: - Web development - UI/UX design In case you are awarded the project, th...
I need a skilled developer to create an engaging Augmented Reality (AR) face filter for Snapchat. I need a well executed face filter that causes someone to start playing the trombone in a funny way. If this works out, I will ask for other instruments. Key Project Deliverables: - A fully functional AR face filter compatible with Snapchat, specifically designed for iOS platform. - The filter should embody a festival theme, creating a lively and engaging interaction with users. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in AR development, ideally with a focus on Snapchat lens creation. - Proficiency in designing and developing for iOS platform. - Creative flair for creating engaging and interactive AR filters. - Ability to adhere to a festival theme in the design and execution ...
...the deep affection and appreciation I have for my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elemen...
Looking for a professional video designer and editor to create an attractive advertising video using the website ELEMENTS and CONTENT to highlight: the site's aesthetics, design, category buttons (icons), ease of use and search in a professional, artistic, entertaining, and funny way. Other key features to highlight: 1. Unique design: It should creatively showcase distinctive design elements. 2. User-friendly interface: Showcasing how easy it is to navigate the website and post ads. 3. Wide range of categories: Highlight the various categories available for users to browse and post ads in. 4. Video duration: Minimum 1 minute. 5. Propose two scenarios: One with voice over, and one without voice over (text overly) Remember, it's not just about creating a video, but a ...
I'm in need of a proficient language translator who can conveniently translate English, Spanish, and French texts. The translator will primarily be used for written academic communication aimed at students. This project requires the following: - High-level language proficiency in English, Spanish, and French - Accuracy in preserving the original meaning and connotation - Background or experience in academic writing and understanding complex academic concepts Ability to adhere to strict deadlines and a knowledge of colloquial language in each of these languages will also be beneficial. Prior experience with translation work in an educational setting would be considered an asset.
I'm seeking help with a brief report, comprising 5 pages 1.5 line spacing. I need it within 5-6 hours. Key Requirements: - Proficient in report writing - Ability to provide clear, actionable recommendations - Experience in working with concise documents Please apply with your relevant experience in analysis and report writing, as well as your familiarity with short, informative texts.
I'm looking for someone skilled in video editing and graphic design who can merge a variety of short and long videos, and incorporate animated and flashing texts while the video is playing. Key Requirements: - Ability to combine a variety of different length videos - Proficient in applying animated and flashing text effects - Background in marketing videos is a bonus -Video will be provided by us Your main task will be to create exciting, dynamic content that captures and maintains viewer interest - these videos will be used for marketing purposes. Thus, strong skills in creating captivating, engaging content is essential. Experience with video editing software and a good grasp on timing and rhythm in videos are crucial. I want freelancers who understand the impact of tex...
Hi Designers, I need characters for my personal project, characters should be banana which can be funny/serious/confused/genius I need 3 characters Stage 1: You can create one character first and get approval then proceed with remaining 2 characters, please check image 2 for the idea how I want my characters to look like Stage 2: Create environment similar to image 1, instead of beans I want bananas, please check image 3 on how my environment will look like Stage 3: You need to create around Max 5 Secs small animation which can be in loop similar to below website Once you done with first character rest all going to be the same not much difference. Happy Designing The quality and color I need same as image 1, if you can create similar quality in Blender 3D that
Looking for a PowerPoint expert, specifically someone fluent in French, to help me with a project. wqe have a version of the powerpoint already, but we need to change the data, animation and texts in it. please only bid by sending me 2 of your best powerpoint, the ones that make you proud. no generic replies otherwise it won't be taken into consideration.
Hello! I represent the Five-BN Games company. We are PC and mobile game developers with more than 15 years of experience in the video game market. We need a competent and attentive translator to translate the game texts and dialogues from English to Korean. The name of the game is "Mystery Detective". We are looking for a real person, not an agency or mediator. People with strong English (fluentnative) whose mother tongue is Korean would be our №1 choice. There are 6300 words, the budget is $125 and the deadline is May, 8.
Design homepage slider for an e-commerce website Requirements: - Design homepage slider for -Required texts: Durable Lifeguard Chairs -Required button: SHOP NOW -size 1140x480 - Use product images from -Be creative -Can use stock photos
"Cody Sones Pottery" Create a funny sticker with a qr code to my website that says "local pot dealer" I make pottery just trying to make funny stickers to stick around to get peoples attention. I attached my logo as well if theres a creative way to use that in the design. Thank you!
...and captivating way. - Ensure the audio is of high quality; this includes cleaning up background noise, adding music and sound effects, and enhancing the overall audio quality. - Sync the audio with the video footage to create a professional and engaging podcast video. - Create short, eye-catching TikTok clips from the podcast episodes. These clips should be in the style of engaging highlights, funny moments, and educational snippets. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing, particularly in the podcast industry. - Proficiency in audio editing and syncing. - Knowledge of and experience in creating TikTok content. - Attention to detail and creativity in storytelling through visual content. - Ability to work within a 2-week timeframe. If you're a cre...
I need a word document translated from English to Japanese as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
I need a word document translated from English to Turkish as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
I need a word document translated from English to Spanish as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!
...or upgrade/downgrade of subscription plans by a payment gateway. 4. User Interaction and Feedback: Provide interactive features for users to interact with the bot (e.g., querying current signal status, managing subscriptions). Implement a feedback mechanism for users to provide input or report issues. 5. Security and Privacy: Ensure secure handling of user data and sensitive information. signals texts could not be copied or forwarded. Implement authentication mechanisms to prevent unauthorized access to administrator functions. Comply with Telegram's privacy and data protection policies. 6. Performance and Reliability: Develop the bot with scalability in mind to accommodate a growing number of subscribers and signals. Ensure high availability and reliability to minimize down...
Briefing: Implementation of web design in Wordpress using only Elementor Features. Project: · A web design must be implemented on a WordPress website using ELEMENTOR. · The web project consists of 7 sections. 1 Language (ESP). · Layouts, texts, fonts, colors and images will be provided through shared folders and documents an pdf and Adobe Ilustrator. · Developer access to the site will be provided to you with required rights. You are expected to be able to: · Exactly implement the submitted design. · That the page has a responsive version with correct visualization of every detail and usability on mobile phones. · That you have vision to resolve unforeseen events and that you request solutions for elements that need to be resolved f...
...or upgrade/downgrade of subscription plans by a payment gateway. 4. User Interaction and Feedback: Provide interactive features for users to interact with the bot (e.g., querying current signal status, managing subscriptions). Implement a feedback mechanism for users to provide input or report issues. 5. Security and Privacy: Ensure secure handling of user data and sensitive information. signals texts could not be copied or forwarded. Implement authentication mechanisms to prevent unauthorized access to administrator functions. Comply with Telegram's privacy and data protection policies. 6. Performance and Reliability: Develop the bot with scalability in mind to accommodate a growing number of subscribers and signals. Ensure high availability and reliability to minimize down...
I am looking for a professional video designer and editor to create an attractive advertising video to highlight: the site's aesthetics, design, category buttons (icons), ease of use and search in a professional, artistic, entertaining, and funny way. Other key features to highlight: 1. Unique design: It should creatively showcase distinctive design elements. 2. User-friendly interface: Showcasing how easy it is to navigate the website and post ads. 3. Wide range of categories: Highlight the various categories available for users to browse and post ads in. 4. Quality and Durability: The video must convincingly emphasize the strength and lasting nature of our classified website. 5. Safety and security measures: Users will be verified through registered email and phone number (S...
I'm in need of an English to Arabic translator for a project. It involves translating general texts, with a word count ranging from 1,000 to 5,000 words. Key Requirements: - Fluency in both English and Arabic to ensure an accurate and natural translation of the texts. - Prior experience in translating general texts. - Ability to handle a word count ranging from 4,000 to 5,000 words effectively. The preferred freelancer shouldn't need any specific certifications, just a proven track record of successful translations in these languages. Please include samples of your previous translation work in your bid.
I'm in need of a skilled content creator who can design engaging, humorous short-form videos for brand awareness. Your content will be primarily used on Instagram and TikTok. Key Responsibilities: - Conceptualizing and creating innovative and funny short videos that resonate with our audience and boost brand awareness - Knowing the nuances of Instagram and TikTok to tailor content appropriately Skills and Experience Required: - Proven experience in short-form video content creation - Demonstrated ability to create humorous content that drives engagement - Strong understanding of Instagram and TikTok platforms - Commitment to brand consistency Your creative and engaging content will play a vital role in enhancing our brand identity and visibility.
...of no more than 3 hours playtime in total. Each videos are categorised into 10 chapters and 2 to 5 lecture videos inside each chapter. The total number of video clips are 35, each video shall have 5-15min approximately. The total time duration of the trimmed videos will be approximately 3 hours. Your tasks will encompass: - Trimming and cutting unnecessary sections - Adding appropriate texts and captions where required - Enhancing the audio quality to ensure clarity and easy understanding. - Add cursor smoothing effects. - Add fade in / out effects wherever transition is present. - Review the continuity of the video. The design and output of these videos must echo professionalism and formality, befitting the content and the preferences of my target audience. ...
I am searching for a skilled animator to bring my series of texts and logos to life. Envision them illuminated in visceral neon, flaming with the warm colors of red, orange, and yellow. The style of animation I am seeking is akin to movements of water and fire. Each animation should run for less than 30 seconds. I will provide the original artwork to be used as your canvas. These animations will serve as impressive demo projections for new projectors, so attention to detail and expertise in creating high-quality animations is essential. While some animations should play as seamless loops, others won't. The nature of continuous play will depend on each individual animation. This will be determined during our collaboration process. The ideal freelancer should have: - Profici...
Brochure (about 30 to 40 pages in A4) must be made in house style () and contains a collection of door models together with the corresponding texts explaining these models. the brochure is intended for customers to choose the door model for their new cupboard or kitchen. The photos are provided by us, also a sample pdf file is provided how the door models should be presented. Everything must be ready within 1 week and supplied as an editable file. We will discuss the file format beforehand.
Looking for someone that can draw my beach wheelchair being pushed and pulled by a funny cartoon character for illustration purposes.
The files for this project are attached as texts.
I'm seeking a creative and funny comedy writer experienced in stand-up nurse comedy. I'm looking for a unique comedy set that revolves around nursing, emphasizing the daily routines and challenges nurses face, highlights interactions with patients, and incorporates inside jokes common within the nursing profession. This project needs to be accomplished as soon as possible. Professional experience in the healthcare sector or familiarity with nursing and hospital environments is a big plus. The ideal freelancer would exhibit strong narrative skills, humor understanding, and prompt delivery. Your creative input will be highly appreciated!
I need an animator who can create a funny cartoon music video for a rap song. The video should be 2-4 minutes long, designed to appeal to adults aged 18-40. Here's an example of what would be needed to give you guidance: Skills and Experience: - Animation skills with a knack for comedy - Experience creating music videos - Understanding of basics of science (the rap song is about science) - The ability to work within given time frames It's essential that the cartoon and music vibe well together to achieve a comic effect. Would love to see samples of your work.
...team, responsible for creating high-quality content for our products and projects. The ideal candidate should be creative, collaborative, and possess excellent writing skills. Responsibilities: - Crafting unique texts for websites, advertising materials, social media, and other platforms. - Developing content strategies and concepts to promote products and brand. Requirements: - Must have at least 6 months of experience working on the Onlyfans platform - Experience as a copywriter or text editor. - Advanced writing skills in English. - Ability to create engaging and persuasive texts that capture the attention of the target audience. - Understanding of SEO optimization principles and content marketing trends. - Ability to work in a team and meet deadlines. We Offer: -...
Copy existing website using Elementor, upload to a new hosting and optimize it for seo The work includes - copy the page (when we say copy, we are not only talking about the content but also about the size of each section, margins, it must look exactly the same as the existing one ) - hosting it on hostinger - optimize the SEO of the texts, headers and images based on the keywords that we will give you - implement the translate press plugin for the 4 languages. We will provide: - wordpress elementor retail template - translate press retail translation plugin
Description: We are seeking a skilled PHP developer to create a dummy simple website that allows for the reporting and management of child a...view reports. -Role creation for specialized users (child psychologists, police). -Notification system for status updates on complaints. -Data visualization through a pie chart to display complaint statistics. -Multilingual support in Greek and English. -The website should be developed using custom PHP, with potential inclusion of Bootstrap for responsive design. No specific assets like images or texts are provided yet. The developer will be responsible for the secure handling of sensitive information, ensuring privacy and data protection standards are met. Budget: $100 USD Please provide a project timeline and delivery dates along with your...
I'm in need of a freelancer who is an expert in Adobe InDesign. Your task will involve creating a layout in multiple languages. While it is not mandatory, familiarity with English, Spanish, Italian French and Norwegian would be beneficial. You will need to copy texts from a Word file into INDD files. Here's what I am looking for: - An Adobe InDesign expert. You should have a solid skill set and be comfortable working in different styles. - An expert in file handling. The final deliverable will be an INDD file and a PDF file, so you must have experience in managing and delivering these types of files. - Since language skills are a plus point, you'd ideally have some multi-lingual knowledge, particularly in English, Spanish and German. In your application, please fo...
We are seeking ...associates. You will receive notes, images, timelines and you will have to put them in a final document according to certain rules. This role offers an excellent opportunity to learn about the document creation process. As a writer, you should have a strong command of the French language and excellent writing skills. Attention to detail and the ability to understand the logic of events, mixing texts and pictures. Skills required: - Fluent in French - Excellent writing skills - Attention to detail - Logic - Time management We are looking for an intermediate level professional who can deliver high-quality French documents consistently. If we match, we are open to discuss formalities, such as payments, to be able to build a long term relationship comfortable for b...
I'm ...banners, and logo. Having a background in cryptocurrency will be helpful, but I mostly need someone capable of tailoring content to a specific audience: the crypto community. Your tasks will be: - Design our logo, putting a crypto cartoonish spin on it. - Create catchy banners with integrated blockchain graphics. - Customize social media graphics to engage our growing community. - Develop unique, funny degen style videos incorporating prevalent meme phrases. Ideally, you're someone with a quirky sense of humor, a firm grip on crypto trends, an ability to deliver in 'cartoon' style, and substantial experience in graphic design and video content creation. Your knack for incorporating meme phrases into your projects will set you apart. Let's make some...
I'm in search of a creative freelancer who can put together a 2-min...birthday party. The theme of the party is hackers, and I want this reflected in the video. Key Elements: - You'll be required to incorporate personal photos and add a touch of humor through custom text messages in the video. This will help to make it more personal and engaging for the recipients. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in video editing and production. - A knack for creating funny, engaging content. - Ability to work with personal photos and integrate them seamlessly into the video. - Comfortable with customizing text to fit the theme and tone of the video. I'm open to ideas and suggestions that can elevate the project and make it even more memorable. Looking forward to seeing...
...interpreting data and crafting suggestions for future content. Apart from giving me a quantitative advice on what type of videos to create for my channel, I'll also be happy if you offer an in-depth written analysis of the data collected (Optional). Crucially, this analysis will include strategic insights on types of videos I should create to drive more engagement. Examples of types of videos are: funny moments, skits, gameplay etc. (Currently I mainly create skits shorts). Please note that understanding my audience’s tastes and preferences is of utmost importance, as the information will guide my content creation workflow. I look forward to working with someone who has a keen eye for detail, great communication skills, and the ability to turn complex data into unde...
...skilled animator to create a 2D or 3D trailer for a meme coin. The aim is to convey a fictional story involving the meme coin in a humorous and engaging way. Key Elements: - Humorous Characters: The video must include characters that are funny and engaging to the audience. - Engaging Storyline: The storyline should captivate the viewers and keep them interested throughout the video. -The animation is key as the audio can be done later by my team if necessary The ideal candidate for this project would be an animator with experience in creating engaging and funny videos. Experience in creating cryptocurrency-related content would be a plus. Your creativity in weaving a compelling narrative and designing humorous characters will be crucial for the success of this project. -...
I'm seeking an editing professional with specific experience in children's books, particularly for the age group of 5-9. The project involves proofreading and copyediting a manuscript that's less than 500 words. The manuscript's main theme is centered around adventure and exploration, so experience in editing texts with similar themes will be an advantage. Your editing should ideally enhance the language, readability, and overall appeal of the text to engage and captivate young readers within the specified age group.
I'm looking for a creative and experienced designer to help me create a collection of medium-sized, embroidered p...purposes. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in designing for embroidered patches - Prior experience in designing for personal collections - Ability to create appealing and unique designs If you have a passion for design and have the skills I'm looking for, I'd love to see your portfolio. Patch for my passion HAM RADIO OPERATOR i envision the following scenario for the patch. A funny little man (cartoon) sits in front of the radio or holds a handheld radio in his hand. There should be a Swiss flag and a Romania flag on the patch. Text: HAM RADIO OPERATOR HB3YEA In terms of color, I would imagine blue with a gold border or yellow. Sh...
Contest subject: create a marketing video to attract new patients (specifically for aligner treatments with the following description: short treatment time (3-9 months), great prices (monthly payment possible), high quality care. Preferably in German when possible (GenAI is okay for the texts as well as the content). The goal is to find: A dedicated content creator who can produce a wide variety of content, from infographics and educational videos to social media posts and short marketing clips. - Your primary task will be to create daily content that resonates with potential new patients. This will involve a mix of informative and engaging materials that showcases the unique services and values of our clinic. - You should also have the capability to manage our social media pr...
I require an experienced professional who can skillfully perform edits on my pictures and also modify certain elements in a document. Details are as follows: Photo Editing: - I need color correction applied to my photos. - Backgrounds ...also be a need for some photo retouching. Document Modification: - Changes mainly include adjusting words and dates in a picture of a document. - The changes should blend seamlessly with the rest of the document. Essential Skills: - Photo Editing: Color corrections, background removal, and retouching. - A high level of proficiency in editing and modifying documents, specifically pictures of texts and dates. Experience with Photoshop or any other photo editing tool is a must. Ability to work with Word or Google docs documents would be quite b...
